The Outflow Of The Mouth

People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first. - David H. Comins

“Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.” - Ben Hecht

“I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.” - Mae West

“The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.” - G. K. Chesterton

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Bertrand Russell

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s just sort of a tired feeling. - Paula Poundstone

About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends. - Herbet Hoover

Tithe if you love Jesus. Any fool can honk. - Rick Warren, sharing his idea for a bumper sticker at Catalyst 2007

Now I know why God flooded the earth, there are so many idiots out there.
- Dave Ramsey, upon hearing about a company that offers Christian Cash Advances