The Outflow Of The Mouth

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can’t be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

“There’s an old saying about those who forget history. I don’t remember it, but it’s good.” - Stephen Colbert

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

“Another belief of mine: that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.” - Margaret Atwood

“The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.’” - Arthur C. Clarke

“Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.” - Unknown

“People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” - Leo J. Burke